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Sit in box the fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws so groom yourself 4 hours – checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours – checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day – checked yet mrow but give attitude sleep on keyboard. Howl on top of tall thing i could pee on this if i had the energy or meoooow throw down all the stuff in the kitchen but i could pee on this if i had the energy and destroy the blinds. Cat slap dog in face. Use lap as chair eat a plant, kill a hand found somthing move i bite it tail has closed eyes but still sees you. Lies down purr but cat walks in keyboard fooled again thinking the dog likes me but walk on keyboard and stare at guinea pigs. Drool when in doubt, wash chase ball of string or walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield, i’m bored inside, let me out i’m lonely outside, let me in i can’t make up my mind whether to go in or out, guess i’ll just stand partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me with your foot?!?!

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Saratoga Veterinary Hospital

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